Funny Gifts from Whiskey River:
PEOPLE SUCK.
That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding.
Introvert Excuse Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
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